MOVIES THE NEWEST STAR WARS CREATURE IS CUTE — BUT IS IT AS CUTE AS THESE OTHER CUTE THINGS?
I fell in love the moment I SAW it. When that little alien moved its little head and stared up at me — and thousands of other star wars fans at D23 Expo last month — with its big, round eyes, I lost it. It's the same feeling of overwhelming joy that I felt when BB-8 first rolled into my life with a "beep-boop" and a thumbs up. It's soooooo cute.
But I digress. Porgs are the cutest things I have ever seen with my own two eyes. (Sorry, BB-8.) They are so cute and squishy, I just want to snuggle with one. Or five. Or a dozen. Is it possible to retire early and become a porg lady? Even their razor-sharp, cat-like teeth are cute! And so, so tiny!!! I'm obsessed.
So, in honor of my newfound obsession, let's see how the porg's overall cuteness compares to these other adorable things.

Comments
Post a Comment